Sunday, September 26, 2010

Hoboken Police to Get Hot Air Balloon w Bungee Capabilities to fight local crime

9-26-10


Hoboken, NJ


The city of Hoboken, NJ is considering using a hot air balloon with a bungee cord attached to fight local crime.  A reliable source tells Bizarre Hoboken that this new addition to the local fight against crime will likely come during the 2011 St Patrick's Day parade.

It is being learned that the balloon will be used only during the St. Patricks Day parade aka (Lets get drunk and piss on your bushes day).  The balloon will be shaped like a giant 4 leaf clover and will house a driver and an officer attached to a bungee cord.  The balloon will hover over men and ladies urinating in public and the officer will jump out of the balloon and catch the suspect in the act.  "The pissers will never know what hit them" says one source close to the idea.

"We will get them on the way down and read them their right on the way up.  We will handcuff them in the balloon and get 3 or 4 at a time and then hover over the Hudson and drop them in the water to a waiting canoe that will fish these derelicts out of the water and take them to HQ's" says another anonymous agreer to the idea.

Watch out people!

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