Hoboken, NJ
Zog Sports has added 2 new activities to it's menu for Hoboken residents to compete in. "These 2 new activities will add some real excitement to our leagues. Since we're more known for laid back, no brain sports, these 2 new additions will really make for great challenges" says a Zog official in a recent interview this morning.
"We listen to our customers. There was some feedback that the sports we offer now were either too easy or just another way for guys with no lives to look at girls in little short shorts. We have now raised the bar and we think a lot more people will take part in the added games".
Additional clauses will need to be signed before participants will be able to either Joust or hold and or use any provided revolver.
Michael Norris, 27 of Hoboken said "I love Zog sports. I take pictures of all the girls out there playing and then print them at home and tell all the guys at my office 'this is my girlfriend' " "These new additions are really great ideas. I sure hope that 1 jock on our team kills himself with the first squeeze of the trigger".
Zog has purchased 6 horses and 4 hand guns for now. "Depending on how many more people we get to sign up will determine future purchases" added a Zog official.
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