Hoboken, NJ
A 12-0 vote last Thursday has paved the way to welcome a new gondola service that will connect Jersey City Heights, Hoboken, Manhattan and Brooklyn. Jooris Neilander of Swedish owned Gondola Swiss LLC approached all local participants with the idea and was met with open arms this week. "This is a great addition to our community" added one local Hoboken official. "With PATH trains full of drunken hooligans, fist pumpers and perverts with camera phones, this gondola service will make for getting in to the city easier and more enjoyable" add Jooris Neilander.
The proposed system will start on the cliffs in the heights and continue to the top of the W hotel, then to Chelsea Piers, then over all of Manhattan and finishing in Dumbo Brooklyn. Estimated costs are in the 1.5-2.5 billion dollar range. Tickets will be based on zones. $12 per zone is the anticipated cost. JCH to Dumbo is only $36. For an added bonus, there will be a giant slide that goes from the top of the W to street level or users can opt to use the W elevators.
"I am really geared up for this. I just hate getting on the PATH these days. I always find myself next to either someone who farts all the time or I find myself next to a girl who tells her other 5 girlfriends all about the guys she has blown in Manasquan over the summer".
"The new gondola will eliminate vehicles in the Mile Square city" added one Hoboken official. The gondolas are reported to be the highest tech gondolas out there. "Free TV, Free Net, Free Rubbers" claims Neilander.
Construction is set to begin in January 2011.
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